i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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