I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
the raccoons are back...
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