she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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