I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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