I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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