i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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