There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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