I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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