I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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