he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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