As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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