I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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