and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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