Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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