And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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