I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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