walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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