She's JV to your varsity
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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