I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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