on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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