And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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