Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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