I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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