I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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