thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
