oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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