dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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