I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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