Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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