So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she pinky promised me she was 18
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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