On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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