last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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