it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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