OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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