I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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