you win again, gameday.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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