So drunk its hurt
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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