dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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