I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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