If i come over, it means nothing
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
A bitchslap is in order.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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