Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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