i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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