I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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