Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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