yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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