My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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