i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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