Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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