that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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