So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
