It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Houston, we have a blender
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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