it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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