READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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